Burge Pest Control - Serving the East Bay Area of California since 1952. Residential, Commercial, Termites
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Fun & Games
The Snail's New Car
A young snail decided that he wanted to buy himself a sporty car, with all the amenities. He went into a dealership, that specialized in sport cars, selected one with everything on it that he always wanted.
As the salesman was finishing filling out the special order form, the snail said, "There is one thing more, I want a large letter S on each side of the car." The salesman said, "We can do that with no problem. Would mind telling me why?" The snail replied, "No, not at all. When I drive down the Street I want to hear people say, 'LOOK AT THAT LITTLE S CAR GO!'"
Joe and the Giant Cockroach
One night Joe heard his doorbell ring. When he opend the door he found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room and then left. Joe couldn't believe what had just happend and finally decided that he must be hallucinating.
The next night the doorbell rang again. Joe walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room and then left. "This just can't be happening", Joe thought, "I must be going crazy."
The third night the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room and then left. "Now I know I'm crazy", Joe said to himself. "If this happens again I'm going to see a doctor."
The fourth night. The doorbell rang. Again, the giant cockroach was standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room and then left.
The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "Do you think I'm crazy Doc?" he pleaded.
"No, you're not crazy Joe" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
One Liners
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
Written on a Forest Service Comment Card: "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."
Fun Stuff
Play: Name that gunk on the windshield
Iowa State University Insect Zoo Live Camera You can control the camera!
How to Make an Insect Collection
The Bug Hunters Insects are everywhere, and they are fun to collect.
The games below require Navigator 4 or Explorer 4 or later.
Burge Pest Control
2310 Pacific Ave #A
Alameda, Ca 94501
